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Hey, if you're a blue-collar guy and and you've ended up on this page, brother, I'm pretty sure I know the reason why: It's because you are struggling to find a good holster that you can wear & easy to draw from while you are SEATED, especially when you're driving in public. 

Despite the fact that we Americans spend 7-12 hours a day being seated, there's no holster on the market specially made for drawing from this position.

Why? It is because 99% of holster brands on the market want to save their own money, not to make sure you are mostly well-prepared.

These companies' products are designed for drawing from a standing postion, not a seated one. Why? 2 reasons: First it is because they look cooler in the ads video, so they can hook more attention for more sales from customers, Second: the design for standing-friendly holsters are much cheaper & easier to mold, so they can save more money without even trying.

Ah, and also, talking about the online holster-selling gurus, these guys truly don't have any idea about how your daily life looks like, they don't care about your problems at all

Just think about it. These guys just stand tall in the range, which is the safest place to be, in front of their 3 cameras, trying to catch the best angles, drawing from their fancy holster and be like: "This is how our $500-dollar holster works, buy it because I have 2 millions followers and I sound smart!".

 It's just, ridiculous. It's not based on a real-life situation, not practical, it's like a random adverts you saw on 1980s TV but the guy in the ads pretends to sound like he doesn't sell anything but always end with: "this holster has 100 pros and one con, but if you like it, you can use my 10% discount code..."

As a trucker and gun owner myself, like many of you reading this, I didn't like my old holster. Being seated and driving all day, I found it nearly impossible to draw properly. My gun would get stuck under my belly and irritate me constantly. It fumbled around, scratching my skin, and was so heavy that it hurt my back.

 For months, I was browsing all over Youtube, Facebook, all the written & video reviews (actually paid reviews) to find a decent, affordable holster that I can carry all day sitting my truck and just, focus on my job, without being bothered by anything else.


I did buy a bunch of holsters, like an idiot, from all the couch experts on Youtube, and not surprisingly they all turned out to be a bunch of craps! The Kydex holsters were so sharp it damaged my handguns and my skin. Plus, Kydex holsters only work for one specific gun model. So because I had five guns I had to buy 5 different holsters, which cost me big money. 

As for leather holsters, they are even worse, they're not practical, slow to draw, a lot of bells and whistles, costing $300 each, and they smell super super bad. If you own a leather holster you'd know how it smells after a long day of hard work, it smell like cats poop mixing with sewer rat's sweat. For a big fat man who sweat a lot like me, leather holster doesn't sound like a good deal.

 As irritated as I felt, I continued to wear a Kydex holster for a few months, up until the discomfort turned into a painful rash

And to make it worse, these, I would call, traditional holsters, which concentrate weight in one single area, added extra strain to my back problems. The holster and the gun was not that heavy but since I carry them everyday my back pain just got worse.

I couldn't even work and the doc told me that I had to stay home for a few weeks and to stop carrying any holsters for 3 months.

During this time I tried to ask around my friends for a solution because even though I really loved the job I also need to carry, I'm an OTR trucker, I drive along the country and meet strangers all the time. I can not go to some strange places unprepared

Also, as a father and a husband, I have a duty to protect my wife and kids, I'd rather have myself tortured by this holster than abandon duty as a protector.

So, if you're a blue-collar guy and you have a problem with your holster, I'm telling you, this thing happens to 99% of anybody doing manual jobs and no holster brands even care.


That's what my old Navy comrade Jeremy Green told me. Jeremy is a retired tank commander who now owns a truck company.

He sent me a belly-band-looking holster that I'd never seen before, it also has a strange name: Praetorian Shoulder and Belly Holster.

Jeremy told me that every trucker in his company also once had a problem like mine but now it's all gone thanks to this holster. 

I was like, okay, strange holster with a dumb name, but since my good brother told me that it'll work so I'll give it a try.

I wore it for like 4 weeks and let me tell you, this thing worked like a charm.

First, as the holster worn around my chest, it distributes the weight, I didn't feel back pain as I used to, feeling much relief, like a big fat weight has been lifted off my ... back.

Next, the irritation totally disappeared, like it never happened before. 

I could totally focus all my job, each shift takes much less time as I felt zero disturbed.

And the best thing is that now I can carry a gun when I drive with my family inside the car. I'm not a maniac who worries about getting robbed all the time but I'll never go out with my family without preparation.

Here’s How It HELPS

HALF OF THE TIME YOU CARRY YOU ARE SEATED: When you drive, when you work, when you eat.

 And when you think about it, this is the time when you are most vulnerable. You can't run, you can't hide, you can't crawl. 

When something wrong happens, when every single moment counts, the first and foremost important thing you can do is to draw your firearm as quickly as possible from your seated position. That's where the Praetorian Shoulder and holster comes in, it helps you draw 27.25% faster compared to any top Kydex holsters on the market. 

The holster is designed simply to place the holster at the easiest-to-draw spot on your body so you can draw your firearm naturally and as quickly as possible.

It also has super skin-friendly material, so you wouldn't feel anything carrying your gun all day while simply focusing on your work.

Also, It has 2 switchable carrying positions: Belly and shoulder (or underarm). Shoulder position provides instant & natural access, while belly band positions provides comfort and secure. Best thing? You can simply switch it in 2.5 seconds. 

You can also place your holster anywhere around your waist, so you will never feel any heavy on one single spot all the time carrying your firearm.

A Whopping 95% of Verified Users Reported Feeling Much Better and 

decided to switch to Praetorian holster


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