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PRAETORIAN SHOULDER & BELLY HOLSTER

BEST HOLSTER FOR THE FATHERs and grandfatherS WHO DRIVE, Comfortable and easy to conceal


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If you ordered 2 or 3 sets but wanted different handedness or size, simply leave a note at cart, or chat (right button) or email support@dinosaurized.com

HOW MUCH A SAFE DRIVE WORTH?

It's a BIG question worth your consideration.


Let's start by asking yourself a crucial question about your holster: Can it help you protect your family quickly from a seated position?


If the answer is NO, you are not alone. 97% of our 152,322 customers have emailed us telling they felt the same way.  It's clear that many holsters just don't cut it when it comes to seated draws.


According to Time Magazine, You (an American with a big good heart) spend about 1/3 time of your life seated: When you drive, when you work, when you eat... 


Whether you're driving, working, or having a meal, these moments leave you vulnerable. Think about it – when you sit, running, hiding, or jumping away isn't easy. And if something goes wrong while you're seated in your car with your kids or having dinner with your wife, as a man, you'll stay put to protect your family and give them time to find safety.


In such critical situations, the first thing you need to do is draw your firearm from your seated position. And that's where the importance of having the best holster comes in.


Take a moment to consider whether your current holster can truly deliver when it matters most – safeguarding your loved ones from a seated position.

AMERICA'S EASIEST AND QUICKEST-TO-DRAW SEAT HOLSTER

When you're standing, most criminals think twice before attempting to do any harm to you. It's a more tactical and flexible position where you can swiftly react – running, crawling, or even jumping over obstacles. Drawing your firearm becomes relatively easy, making it harder for them to control the situation.


Seated position is another story


Imagine you're sitting in your car with your family after a late-night dinner. Suddenly, a big, fat, crack-head-looking guy approaches your vehicle, hiding something under his pocket. Your heart pounds, adrenaline surges, and you desperately search for your gun, only to find it frustratingly stuck under your waistband. It takes precious seconds – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 – to free your firearm from the holster. So uncomfortable and alarming.


I wouldn't talk about the rest but I'm gonna give you a fact: It happens ten thousands times a year, and it's increasing.


 Praetorian Holster will help you solve this problem, it is the most natural and fastest seated drawing holster that you can find on EARTH. It's a strictly tightened plastic band covering your belly, hip or chest or wherever you want. Praetorian holster's quick-drawing design helps prevent the "bad guys" from any reaction and provides you 3-5 "upper-hand" seconds for your self-defense.

 TOP 6 REASONS WHY PRAETORIAN HOLSTERS ARE PERFECT FOR YOU

- Protect your skin, ensure comfort: First it doesn't leave your gun under your belly like most Inside-waist-band kydex & leather holsters. You can place your gun right under your shoulder, or underarm. That's how you will prevent skin shear injuries and eliminate pressure points.

- Light weight, less back pain: It spreads the weight around your body, not like most holsters on the marketor the holster you have now which concentrate the weight on 1 single body spot. More weight on one 1 side of your body will give more strain to folks with lower backpain problem.

- Natural draw: Drawing a firearm from Praetorian holster looks like taking your pen out of pocket. It reduces the bad guys' "situation awareness", which is considered even more important than draw speed.

- No Damage: Kydex holsters scratches your skin and damages your firearms, leather holsters make you smell, sweat and irritated all the time. Praetorian holsters which are made from high-end skin-friendly neoprene, they don't have this kinda problems at all, you can carry Praetorian holster all day without feeling anything.

- Belt-less requirement, more choice for outfits: You wouldn't need a belt to wear it. Wearing your short and holster running around the block is something only Praetorian holster can provide you.

- Switchable: You can also switch from a belly band holster to an underarm holster. Those two positions both give you easy seated draw.

BEST HOLSTER FOR FAT PEOPLE

Even Weight Distribution The spreading design of the Praetorian Holster helps distribute the weight of the firearm evenly across the body.


Sweat Prevention: The Praetorian Holster is designed to keep you comfortable by preventing excessive sweating. Its breathable neoprene material allows airflow and moisture management, reducing sweat buildup and potential skin irritation.


Friction-Free: The Praetorian Holster's smooth neoprene surface ensures minimal rubbing or chafing against your skin. It eliminates discomfort and irritation, providing a pleasant carrying experience.


Comfortable Fit: The adjustable straps and flexible design of the Praetorian Holster ensure a comfortable fit for all body sizes and shapes. It conforms naturally to your body, allowing freedom of movement while securely holding your firearm.


Eliminates Pressure Points: With its spreading design and high-quality materials, the Praetorian Holster evenly distributes the weight of your firearm. This prevents the creation of pressure points that can cause discomfort or pain. It's especially beneficial for fat individuals, relieving strain on specific areas of the body.

BIG, FAT & LONG-BARRELED GUNS' CHOICE

If you are the one who likes long-barreled or big, heavy handguns, the shoulder holster may be your only option for concealed carry.

Praetorian shoulder & belly holster was designed to make sure it saves every single millisecond a gun owner has when he/she draws his/her gun.


Retention Strap: This strap creates no noise, and you can remove it to shorten the draw time.


Removable Shoulder Strap: You can easily remove/attach the shoulder strap and turn it into a perfectly-working belly holster or vice versa.


Good for ladies: The Praetorian Holster's spreading design helps ladies, especially the ones who carry it all day, feel less heavy (in the leg, or chest), give them more chances to pull the gun out faster.

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"I love this holster and I’m using it for my Taser 7, it’s great for undercoating and it’s very comfortable. Greatest holster I ever bought in my life. Comfort level 100%"

 -  Ephraim Piperno, MA, Massachusetts.


AMBIDEXTROUS DESIGN ALLOWS LEFT & RIGHT DRAWS BOTH FROM SHOULDER & WAIST.

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PRAETORIAN SHOULDER AND BELLY HOLSTER FITS ALL GUN SIZES

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Why buy Pretorian Shoulder & Belly Holster?

- Sticky: 100% sticked to your body, 100% concealable.

- Breathable: Give you comfort, especially for all-day gun carriers.

Unisex: Fits both women & man.

- Neoprene not nylon: Praetorian Shoulder and Belly holster is made by neoprene, not nylon. So it's more comfortable and breathable for your skin.

-  All-clothing-friendly With Praetorian S&B holster, you can wear sweat pants, gym shorts, loose fit jeans, dresses, skirts, yoga pants, etc.

Works for Right & Left Draws.

- Universal Best holster for large/ long-barreled gun, Praetorian fits all guns from small subcompact, compact, and even full size pistols and revolvers. All 380, 9mm, 40 auto, 45 ACP, 38 special, 357, and 10mm etc. 

- No-smell: Doesn't absorb smell, and be washable.

GOOD NEWS: belly & shoulder switch: 

a 2-in-1 holster

Many gun owners have different holsters for different purposes. A farmer may carry a Shoulder Holster when he's in his tractor working all day but when he gets to the local Walmart, he may carry a Belly holster.

Now you only need to have one single Praetorian Shoulder & Belly Holster and easily switch from Belly to Shoulder mode or vice versa by removing or reattach the shoulder strap to the holster.


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PRAETORIAN SHOULDER & BELLY HOLSTERS ARE PERFECT FOR

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If you spend hours seated in a vehicle as part of your job – whether you're an Alabama farmer, a New York taxi driver, or a Texan police patrol officer – you encounter countless strangers throughout the day. Some of them may have ill intentions, aiming to rob you or potentially dealing with mental illness. To ensure your self-defense, it's essential to carry an easy-to-use, quick-drawing shoulder holster. With Praetorian Shoulder & Belly Holster, you can swiftly draw your gun within half a second while remaining seated, providing you with peace of mind on the road.


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For ladies, having different holsters to accommodate various clothing styles can be a hassle. That's where Praetorian Shoulder & Belly Holster shines. Its unique switching ability allows you to easily change carry positions from underarm to belly, ensuring a comfortable fit with any outfit. Additionally, the holster's weight distribution feature spreads the gun's weight around your body, significantly reducing the feeling of heaviness, providing you with enhanced comfort throughout the day.


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As a father, your top priority is your family's safety. With Praetorian Shoulder & Belly Holster, you can stay 100% prepared and ready to protect your loved ones wherever you go. The holster's perfect stickiness and concealment enable you to carry confidently, knowing that you have quick access to your firearm when you need it most. You can focus on enjoying quality time with your family, knowing that you're equipped to handle any situation that may arise.



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"Fits good and snug holds all my pistols and very good for concealing or open carry"

- Kerry Dudley, Austin, Texas


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 "Basically this is one of the best “shoulder” holsters you can buy! But I security try it as a hip holster too and wow! This holster is just the right thickness to allow for comfort, breathability, and concealment. The shoulder strap combined with the ergonomically cut straps and full function velcro allow for a firm but not too tight fit. The Dinosaurized performance in extreme movement situations is what sets this product apart from all others. Even with such a comfort fit the ability of this holster to stay in place after extensive extreme movement situations (check video).I would recommend this product to any pistol owner 100%!"

- Stephen Cross, Talladega, Alabama

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"I bought it for my pistol. It feels very simple to wear, light and convenient, and it is completely invisible when worn on my body. In this way, I can carry my pistol directly on my body instead of putting it in the bag. Sometimes the bag is too small to hold so many things. I like this and the price is very reasonable. Recommended!." 

Alyssa Peters- Hartville, Missouri

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 "I'm not a small guy but not that big and this holster fit very comfortably. I was able to easily adjust it so it would fit me just where it needs to be. This Praetorian holster also works fine as a belly band holster. If you are wearing a sweater, jacket or anything that is loose fitting or bulky, it cannot be seen. I use it for work, training and when at the shooting range. Whether I'm wearing it or just practicing, when it's on, it doesn't move too much around when I'm trying to reach for my gun. "

Howard - Spring Valley, Ohio


2 SIZES AVAILABLE (only in Dinosaurized): Made from stretching & adjustable neoprene, the Praetorian Shoulder and Belly Holster has 2 sizes: up-to-44 waistline and up-to-56 waistline.

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Hey there, I've got something special for you. A one-time, 50% OFF discount. You see, our holsters are crafted by a very few incredibly skilled, yet aging artisans. Their handiwork has been key to our success.


But, we've recently paused production. The guys? We're taking them & their family on a trip around Europe - it's something they've always wanted to do. So now, we've just got a few folks left handling the shipping of our remaining stock.


 Now, I'll be honest - it does sting a bit to give you this offer, because we value our products and the craftsmanship that goes into them. But we need to clear out the warehouse soon so our remaining team can join us on the Europe trip. And who knows, you might end up with a holster that becomes a rare collectible.


This stock? It's flying off the shelves and we can't say for how long it'll stick around. But hey, there's no pressure here, we're on your side. We do have to say, though, we truly, truly believe that missing out on this state-of-the-art holster at such a GREAT DISCOUNTED price would be a real shame. It's an opportunity that doesn't come around often.

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All holsters are sold right handed (by default), if you want a lefty holster, simply leave a note at cart or email support@dinosaurized.com

If you order 2+ holsters but want different sizes, feel free to leave the sizes you want at "order note" after adding to cart, or send email to us support@dinosaurized.com.

 If you have any other requirements, you can email support@dinosaurized.com. We'll easily customize it for you!

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Shipping 

(U.S customers only) Standard shipping time is 7-14 business days to ship and arrive.  (Shipped from U.S, by USPS)

All packages are seriously & strictly sterilized before being sent.

For Non-US customers, shipping time may vary from 10-20 Business days. 

 We'll immediately upload your tracking code to Paypal after the shipment, it may take 3-4 days to be activated.   

Payment Method:

We accept payment via Paypal, Credit card, Debit card. If you want to pay via wire transfers (Bank transfer) or Bitcoin, simply email us at support@dinosaurized.com.

Wash

 You can hand wash your holster in warm soapy water by soaking it and working it with your hands. Then thoroughly rinse under cold water and hang to dry. Do not machine wash or dry. Remember: Do not machine wash or dry.
 
Refunds

If for whatever reason, you decide you are not satisfied, you can easily and quickly contact our helpful customer support (support@dinosaurized.com) to get an easy refund. We just ask that you send the product back to our warehouse!

Emails: If somehow you don't receive email reply in 48 hours (working days), please send us message right on: https://www.facebook.com/dinoarmy/, we'll answer all.

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- If you bought it and feel that it is not for you, don't worry. Just shoot us a message at support@dinosaurized.com and we will make it right by offering you a replacement or refund. 100% Simple & Risk-Free process.

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