FAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T WEAR ANY HOLSTERS

why it's so hard for a fat guy to find a good holster?

Written by - Timothy Brooks- Published on Feb 21, 2023

Photo: Dinosaurized CEO, Timothy "sumo" Brooks.

You might be surprised to hear this from a fat guy like me. But here's the deal: I'm a big fella, and I have been for as long as I can remember. Nothing wrong with that, and I ain't got anything against folks built like me.


Let me paint you a picture from the start, when I first figured out that us bigger guys face extra challenges, especially when it comes to finding a good holster.


Seems to me like the holster makers here in America kinda forgot about us, the big guys. Like we're just not on their radar.


A holster should be like a trusty old friend, always there to help me keep my family and livestock safe. And it should be comfortable too.


But the truth is, it turned into something else...


It became a constant nag, something that gave me trouble every minute of every day.

"Very comfortable and weapon is secure. Makes sitting with a concealed weapon easy and more comfortable."

Let's get one thing straight - being a big guy ain't a problem. 


Heck, I've been carrying some extra weight for as long as I can remember.


 But let me tell you a tale about a particular problem us big fellas face, a problem that started to bug me about seven years ago when I became a family man and felt the need to carry.


Now, I thought in this great big country of ours, finding a good holster wouldn't be such a headache. 


Boy, was I wrong. 


Seems like the holster-making folks forgot about us larger gents.


A holster should be a trusty sidekick, always there to help keep my loved ones safe. 


And, it ought to be comfortable too, shouldn't it?


But instead, it became a thorn in my side...


Every day turned into a battle with my holster. A battle that was starting to feel like wrestling a bull - frustrating, tiring, and a constant hassle.

"Very comfortable and weapon is secure. Makes sitting with a concealed weapon easy and more comfortable."

THE AGONY OF ADJUSTMENT: MY HOLSTER HORROR TALES

And if you reckon a bad holster is just a little inconvenience, then friend, let me paint you a different picture.


There was this blistering summer day out on the farm.

 My ill-fitting holster was making me sweat like a hog in the heat, to the point where my shirt was soaked through. 


Now, you think that would go unnoticed? 

Heck no. My kids and the other folks on the farm sure took note.


And that ain't all. I was at my daughter's school fair when my damn holster started playing up again. 


The constant tweaking and adjusting was a pain - literally. 


Gave me a crick in the back that had the other parents shooting pitying glances my way.


Even at church, I couldn't catch a break. 


The sermon might have been about peace and patience, but all I could think about was the nagging discomfort. 


My fidgeting sure caught some attention, and not the good kind.


But the icing on the cake was this community road trip. 


I was stuck in a car with the unyielding pain of my holster and the stench of sweat hanging in the air. 


The embarrassment in front of my kids and their friends? 


Now, that's something no man should have to face.


So, don't let anyone tell you a bad holster is just a minor inconvenience. 


It can cause you to sweat buckets, reek like a locker room, and have your back screaming out in pain - all things that can land you in some seriously awkward situations.

"Has places for light, blade, wallet, phone etc. Well made no imprint for concealed weapon."

BACK BRACE, NO GRACE: WHEN MY PRIDE TOOK A HIT

I turned to a back brace hoping it'd help with the pain from a bad holster. Sure, it eased the pain a bit, but it came with a heavy price.


Wearing the brace, I felt weak. I looked weak. 


I went from being a tough farmer to looking like a man who couldn't hold his own.


 My wife tried to hide her worry, my kids tried not to laugh, but I could see it all.


At work, it wasn't much better. 


The guys stopped their joking around when I came near, and everything just got awkward. 


It was as if I'd gone from being one of the team to being someone they had to look out for.


Feeling low and useless only made my pain worse. 


This wasn't just about a bad holster anymore.


 It was about feeling like less of a man, and that hurt more than any backache.

"I'm not the type to gush over products, but this holster... it's a game-changer. I bought it on a whim, hoping it'd lift my pistol off my hip and ease some discomfort. I was skeptical, to be honest. But after using it for a month, I was over the moon!


No more irritable days. No more back pain. It was such a relief, I couldn't keep it to myself. So, I bought one for my brother and my dad. Now, it's our everyday companion."

"MY PATIENTS REPLACED ALL HIS 54 HOLSERS FOR THIS ONE" 

Fed up with the humiliation caused by ill-fitting holsters, I sought a solution. 


This led me to Dr. Kevin Bradshaw, an Army veteran who had treated countless soldiers suffering from back pain due to poor holsters.


Driven by his expertise, Dr. Bradshaw collaborated with fellow Iraq & Afghanistan veterans to create a solution: the revolutionary Dinosaur 3-in-1 Holster.


Despite my doubts, I decided to give it a try, swayed by Dr. Bradshaw's firm belief in the product.


The moment I fit my Rock Island Armory 1911 into the Dinosaur 3-in-1 Holster, I knew things were different. 


Its excellent fit and comfortable design were a welcome change from my past experiences.

"I recommend the Dinosaurized Belly Band Holster for Concealed Carry, I wear mine inside the waistband with handgun at the appendix position. There is a nice detachable velcro compartment to hold a second magazine and another section that has room for a wallet, cellphone, or knife and flashlight. A lot of room for personal customization."

EMBRACING COMFORT: A HOLSTER THAT TRULY UNDERSTANDS ME

Farm work under the scorching sun used to be a torment, but not since I started using Dinosaur 3-in-1 Holster.


 The discomfort and soaked shirts are a thing of the past. I've gone from the butt of my friends' jokes to the subject of their admiration.


At my eldest's school fair, the holster was a revelation! 


No need for endless adjustments. I was relaxed, earning approving nods from fellow parents.


Sunday church became more peaceful. No squirming or distractions, just focused tranquility that didn't go unnoticed.


On our community road trip, the holster proved invaluable. 


No more readjustments, excessive sweating, or being the 'sweaty guy.' Instead, I was praised for my readiness and comfort.


Impressed by the change in me, friends and colleagues started inquiring about the holster.


I even got one for my wife, and she loves it!


The Dinosaur 3-in-1 Holster has been transformative.


 It's replaced discomfort and embarrassment with confidence and ease. 


I'm prepared and empowered to face each day, ready to protect my family, and feeling fantastic. 


This newfound confidence is simply exhilarating.

" I love this holster! It is so comfortable, and I like the ID and cellphone holders built into the belt. I can't believe the price, it is great quality. I have friends already ordering theirs after they saw mine."

โ€œSo, Where Can You Get Dinosaur 3-in-1 Holster Now?โ€

It's clear that finding a holster that meets your specific needs can be a real challenge. From discomfort when sitting to struggling with a weapon draw, it can seem like a never-ending battle.


Fortunately, there is a solution.


Dr. Kevin Bradshaw, working alongside the dedicated team at DinoLab, has developed the Dinosaur 3-in-1 Holster. Designed with practical insight from veterans and everyday gun carriers, this innovative product is changing the game for thousands.


However, I must advise that our current stock is dwindling. We're taking a brief hiatus from manufacturing as we bring our skilled artisans on a learning expedition to Europe. 


So, if you've been contemplating the Dinosaur 3-in-1 Holster, now could be an opportune time. It's more than just a holster - it's a response to the common issues many CCW holders face. If you're interested, we recommend securing one while the stock lasts.

"My husband loves it"


A Whopping 95% of Verified Users Reported Feeling Much Better and 

decided to switch to Dinosaur 3-in-2 holster

"The best holster I've had"

One-Time 50% OFF Offer From Dinosaurized's Old Men

Hey there, I've got something special for you. A one-time, 50% OFF discount. You see, our holsters are crafted by a very few incredibly skilled, yet aging artisans. Their handiwork has been key to our success.

But, we've recently paused production. The guys? We're taking them & their family on a trip around Europe - it's something they've always wanted to do. So now, we've just got a few folks left handling the shipping of our remaining stock.

 Now, I'll be honest - it does sting a bit to give you this offer, because we value our products and the craftsmanship that goes into them. But we need to clear out the warehouse soon so our remaining team can join us on the Europe trip. And who knows, you might end up with a holster that becomes a rare collectible.

This stock? It's flying off the shelves and we can't say for how long it'll stick around. But hey, there's no pressure here, we're on your side. We do have to say, though, we truly, truly believe that missing out on this state-of-the-art holster at such a GREAT DISCOUNTED price would be a real shame. It's an opportunity that doesn't come around often.


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