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Is it Too Much to Ask for a Comfortable Holster For a Fat Guy?
"Day in, day out, my holster irritates me, making my body sweat and smell badly."
Written by Henry- Published on Feb 28, 2023
You can never imagine how a holster could ruin a man's life
Let me tell you, having a lousy holster feels like a never-ending nightmare.
I've had a small back problem, but when I started to carry when I drive, it became a torture.
It bited my back everytime the car bumped, making my back pain worse and worse every single time.
It ripped my belly like hell my skin started to irritate until the infection appeared.
It made me sweat and smell so bad everybody tried to stay away from me.
But that’s not even the worst part.
What pains me the most is that I feel like a public embarrasment to my friends and family.
A poor-quality holster does more than just cause physical discomfort - it can trigger some truly cringe-worthy shaming situations.
During my Uber shifts, passengers started covering their noses and leaving low ratings due to an 'odd smell'.
Then, my part-time fast-food job became a sweat fest thanks to my old holster.
Co-workers kept making jokes about my 'sweat issue.' I laughed it off, but it stung each time.
The most embarassing was at my daughter's softball game.
My soaked shirt became a joke among the kids, hurting my daughter and me.
I THOUGHT that I would have to live with it until the end of my life
I tried to change my clothes, take shower every hour but the sweat and smell keep and sweat kept coming back from my holster in a few minutes.
My doctor told me that the holster is the main cause, it makes me stressed and irritated all the time, causing me generate sweat and smell.
And the only way I can fix it, as he strictly suggested, is to stop carrying forever or the smell and sweat will come back anytime...
But I'm a single father and an Uber driver, I drive miles and miles everyday, meeting thousands of strangers.
If something happens to me, who will take care of my two children?
"I do a lot of sitting as a Security Guard, and it's too uncomfortable carrying with my IWB holster. This solves that, and plus takes the weight off of my pants. This is my new favorite way to carry. It easily holds my full size Rock Island Armory 1911 and 2 extra magazines."
"I do a lot of sitting as a Security Guard, and it's too uncomfortable carrying with my IWB holster. This solves that, and plus takes the weight off of my pants. This is my new favorite way to carry. It easily holds my full size Rock Island Armory 1911 and 2 extra magazines."
EVERY HOLSTER I tried just made the matter worse
I bought a bunch of holster from the internet as well as local stores, but each holster I tried seemed to pull me deeper into a mess. Every Youtuber-recommended buy only added to my discomfort.
Backache: These holsters were like a constant pain in my back, making my existing back problem worse.
Overheating and Sweat: I'm a big guy, and these holsters only added to my heat, making me sweat buckets, which was bad for both the holster and my firearm.
Rubbing: The holsters kept rubbing against my skin, causing terrible irritation within just a few hours.
Bad Fit: Trying to fit waistband holsters and my belly together made drawing my gun a difficult and regretful experience every time.
Drawing While Seated: Those fancy ads never showed how hard it is to pull out your gun when you're sitting down, which just added to my troubles.
Safety: Some of the holsters were plain risky, with guns pointing backward. Just plain wrong.
Some may say we gun owners are impulsive, that we don't consider the consequences. But they couldn't be more wrong. Every holster that let me down, every discomfort that soured my day, forced me to reassess my choices. It reminded me of the importance of safety, comfort, and practicality.
So if you've got a holster and it's got any of these issues, I'd suggest you think about swapping it for something else.
Or even consider not carrying at all.
Because when it comes to guns, it's always better to be safe than sorry.
"Very comfortable and weapon is secure. Makes sitting with a concealed weapon easy and more comfortable."
"Very comfortable and weapon is secure. Makes sitting with a concealed weapon easy and more comfortable."
"I REPLACED ALL MY 54 HOLSERS FOR THIS ONE"
During an online search, I came across a review written by my best friend James Allen on a family-owned holster website.
He was full of praise for a unique product called the 'Dinosaur 3-in-1 Holster.' Intrigued, he sent me one to test out for myself.
I admit I was skeptical initially, but I gave it a shot. I wore it for a month, and this holster turned out to be a game-changer.
What won me over was its unparalleled comfort.
I could wear it around my belly, or on my side, and it would fit snugly, providing relief from the constant strain.
This level of comfort was truly beyond anything I had experienced before.
Recall my earlier issues with excessive sweating?They vanished.
The Dinosaur Holster, with its breathable material, kept me cool and dry, no matter how long I wore it.
But the real clincher was the ease with which I could draw my firearm.
It was as effortless as reaching for my wallet. This single feature made me a convert.
The Dinosaur 3-in-1 Holster became my constant companion. Now, I can't imagine my day without it.
"Has places for light, blade, wallet, phone etc. Well made no imprint for concealed weapon."
"Has places for light, blade, wallet, phone etc. Well made no imprint for concealed weapon."
Here’s How It HELPS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU WEAR IT ALL DAY
The Dinosaur 3-in-1 Holster quickly became an extension of me, not a bothersome inconvenience.
Soon enough, my Uber passengers started noticing a difference. No more me squirming around in my seat or dealing with shirts drenched in sweat. Now, I was just their chill, together Uber driver. My ratings even got better!
The change was noticed at my other job too.
The snide remarks about my 'sweat problem' ceased.
Instead, my co-workers found themselves intrigued by my new holster.
A few even decided to get a Dinosaur Holster of their own.
The most heartwarming change was witnessed at my nieces' school events.
The schoolyard giggles and pointed fingers were a thing of the past.
Now, I was just their proud uncle, cheering them on from the sidelines.
The feeling of respect was evident, and my choice of a comfortable and reliable holster played a big part in that.
The Dinosaur Holster didn't just make my everyday carry routine easier.
It brought newfound respect and alleviated the stress I had been feeling. I was no longer a subject of mockery, but a figure to be respected.
This filled me with a sense of pride and boosted my confidence in ways I hadn't imagined.
"I recommend the Dinosaurized Belly Band Holster for Concealed Carry, I wear mine inside the waistband with handgun at the appendix position. There is a nice detachable velcro compartment to hold a second magazine and another section that has room for a wallet, cellphone, or knife and flashlight. A lot of room for personal customization."
"I recommend the Dinosaurized Belly Band Holster for Concealed Carry, I wear mine inside the waistband with handgun at the appendix position. There is a nice detachable velcro compartment to hold a second magazine and another section that has room for a wallet, cellphone, or knife and flashlight. A lot of room for personal customization."
"The best holster I've had"
A Whopping 95% of Verified Users Reported Feeling Much Better and
decided to switch to Fujobi Pancake holster
"The best holster I've had"
One-Time 50% OFF Offer From Dinosaurized's Old Men
Hey there, I've got something special for you. A one-time, 50% OFF discount. You see, our holsters are crafted by a very few incredibly skilled, yet aging artisans. Their handiwork has been key to our success.
But, we've recently paused production. The guys? We're taking them & their family on a trip around Europe - it's something they've always wanted to do. So now, we've just got a few folks left handling the shipping of our remaining stock.
Now, I'll be honest - it does sting a bit to give you this offer, because we value our products and the craftsmanship that goes into them. But we need to clear out the warehouse soon so our remaining team can join us on the Europe trip. And who knows, you might end up with a holster that becomes a rare collectible.
This stock? It's flying off the shelves and we can't say for how long it'll stick around. But hey, there's no pressure here, we're on your side. We do have to say, though, we truly, truly believe that missing out on this state-of-the-art holster at such a GREAT DISCOUNTED price would be a real shame. It's an opportunity that doesn't come around often.
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Perfect for fat people
Ambi & easy seated draw
Not affecting back pain
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