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1x American Balaclava
1x American Balaclava
1x American Balaclava
1x American Balaclava
1x American Balaclava
1x American Balaclava
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"Protection from the weather and heat retention are often critical in emergency situations. The DINO Emergency Mylar Blankets use the reflectivity and waterproofness of Mylar to retain heat, prevent wind intrusion, and maintain dry conditions, AND fold small enough to fit within a survival pack or first aid kit. The orange exterior color is also helpful when one wants to be seen, for example, during a situation where Search & Rescue may be called in or when one needs to be spotted from the air.

The poncho-style design of these Emergency Mylar Blankets works for people (or animals) of all sizes, from kids to adults. If needed, two or more Blankets can be used for large adults, or the Blanket can be cut to size for a child. One will need a knife or scissors to cut the Blanket as the Mylar is thin, but quite strong."

- Daniel B., Veteran, Home owner

Verified Customer

DINO Emergency Mylar Poncho

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$20.00

🌧️ Waterproof & Wind-Resistant — Stops the Storm Cold Built for real emergencies, not light drizzle. When weather turns fast, this is what you reach for.

 

🎒 Fits Over Your Backpack — Both Hands Stay Free Covers you AND your pack simultaneously. Keep moving, keep your gear dry, keep both hands available.

 

🔥 Traps 90% of Body Heat — NASA-Engineered Mylar Lining Sends your own heat back to your body. In unexpected cold or while waiting for rescue — this keeps your core temperature where it needs to be.

 

💪 Twice as Thick as Standard Emergency Blankets Most emergency ponchos tear on the first branch. This one resists snagging and rough surface contact. Built to hold up when conditions are worst.

 

📦 Packs Small. Stores Anywhere. Always Ready. Fits in your backpack, glove box, or emergency kit. Reusable — not a throwaway. Sits there silently until the one day you actually need it.

Discount is available for a limited time only!

Shipping Detail

Shipping is free worldwide.

Time:  7-11 business days

All orders are shipped with a tracking number.

Free shipping is available on orders of two or more products.

Guarantee

When your package arrives, you have 120 days to try the Dinosaurized. If you aren't happy with your health improvement, or if you are unsatisfied in any way at all, simply contact our customer support team at support@dinosaurized.com for a 100% refund.

 

One of our dedicated agents will handle your return - no questions asked.

That's how confident we are that our product is the best.

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Dino Rifles Gun Safe

DINO Bug Zapper Outdoor
$20.00
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⚡ Zaps on Contact — No Sprays, No Chemicals, No Smell High-voltage electric grid kills flying insects instantly the moment they touch it. EPA registered. Safe around pets — no pesticide-killed insects to worry about.

 

🦟 Eliminates Mosquitoes, Flies, Moths, Wasps and More One unit handles mosquitoes, gnats, midges, fruit flies, horse flies, house flies, moths, wasps, and most other flying insects. Plug in, lights on, done.

 

🌙 Plug In and It Works — Zero Warm-Up Time No setup, no timers, no fuss. Starts working the moment it's plugged in. Lightweight enough to hang anywhere — porch, patio, garage, campsite, backyard.

 

🧹 Easy Clean, Replaceable Bulb — Built for Long-Term Use Dead insects fall directly into the removable tray. Clean it with the included brush in seconds. When the 15W bulb loses effectiveness, swap it out — no need to replace the whole unit.

 

🏡 Half-Acre Coverage — Indoors and Outdoors Covers up to half an acre. Works across patios, balconies, gardens, pergolas, decks, pools, garages, farms, and camping setups. One unit, serious coverage.

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"Man, we had an issue with flies coming in the house and stuff. And so what I did was, I bought one and I hung it right outside the back door. I bought another one and I put it by the door in the garage. And I bought one and I said it on the kitchen table. And I honestly I can’t tell you the last time I’ve seen a fly. And if there is one that somehow finds his way in the house. When I wake up the next morning he’s definitely gone to fly heaven. Highly recommend for all fly or fruit fly extermination needs I mean just look at this picture. Look how bright it looks with the light on in the garage. That should tell you everything."

- Dave B., Father, vetern

Verified Customer

Shipping Detail

Shipping is free worldwide.

Time:  7-11 business days

All orders are shipped with a tracking number.

Free shipping is available on orders of two or more products.

Guarantee

When your package arrives, you have 120 days to try the Dinosaurized. If you aren't happy with your health improvement, or if you are unsatisfied in any way at all, simply contact our customer support team at support@dinosaurized.com for a 100% refund.

 

One of our dedicated agents will handle your return - no questions asked.

That's how confident we are that our product is the best.

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the weather doesn't care about your plans. this does.

Nobody gets caught in a storm on purpose.

 

It starts as a perfect hiking day. Clear sky, light breeze, everything exactly as planned. Then forty minutes from the trailhead the temperature drops ten degrees in fifteen minutes. The clouds move in faster than any forecast predicted. The rain starts — not a drizzle, a real storm. And everyone around you is scrambling, digging through soaked packs, pulling out thin plastic bags that tear on the first branch they catch.

 

You pull out the DINO Emergency Mylar Poncho. Thirty seconds later you're covered. Your pack is covered. Your hands are free. You keep moving.

 

This is what it's actually designed for — not the storms you plan for, but the ones that show up without asking. The NASA-engineered reflective mylar lining doesn't just stop the rain. It traps 90% of your body heat and sends it back to you — which means when the temperature drops with the storm, you're not just dry, you're warm.

 

Double the thickness of standard emergency blankets means the first branch you brush against doesn't tear through it. The second branch doesn't either. It survives real conditions because it was built for them. Packs down to the size of a deck of cards. Weighs almost nothing. Fits over you and your entire backpack simultaneously so your gear stays dry and your hands stay free. The best emergency gear is the kind you forget you're carrying — until the one day you absolutely need it.

most emergency ponchos fail the one test that matters. theirs.

Here's something the product descriptions don't tell you.

 

Standard emergency ponchos are single-layer mylar. They're designed to be cheap, not to be used. The moment real conditions show up — a branch, a zipper edge, rough ground contact — they develop micro-tears that become full tears within minutes. The poncho you bought for emergencies fails in the emergency. That's not a hypothetical. That's what happens when you build something to a price point instead of a performance standard.

 

The DINO Emergency Mylar Poncho is double the thickness of standard emergency blankets. That's not a small difference — that's the difference between gear that survives contact with the real world and gear that doesn't. The same NASA-engineered material used in survival applications where failure is not an acceptable outcome. Branches don't tear it. Rough surfaces don't shred it. Wind doesn't compromise it. The waterproof outer layer and wind-resistant construction hold in actual storm conditions — not just the controlled test conditions that make a product look good on the specification sheet.

 

And it's reusable. Actually reusable — not technically-reusable-if-you're-very-careful reusable. The double-thickness construction handles being folded, unfolded, worn, and packed away again without degrading. Keep one in your hiking pack. Keep one in your vehicle emergency kit. Keep one in your go-bag. At the size it packs down to — smaller than most energy bar wrappers — carrying three costs you nothing in space and everything not to have.

the gear you never think about is the gear that saves you.

The best emergency tool is the one that's actually there when you need it.

 

Not the one you meant to pack. Not the one sitting in the garage because it was too bulky. The one in your bag right now. That's the entire design philosophy behind the DINO Emergency Mylar Poncho — something so compact, so light, and so packable that you never have a reason to leave it behind.

 

It fits in the side pocket of a hiking pack. It lives in a glove box without taking up meaningful space. It slides into a school bag, a go-bag, a hunting vest, a car emergency kit, a first aid pouch. You put it somewhere and you forget it's there — until the storm hits, until the temperature drops, until the situation changes faster than anyone expected. Then you reach for it and it's exactly where you left it, exactly as ready as the day you packed it.

 

For families: one per person in every go-bag means everyone is covered in an emergency without scrambling. For hikers and outdoorsmen: it's the weight you never feel until the day it earns its place in your pack ten times over. For serious preppers: it's the layer that bridges the gap between your primary shelter plan and the conditions that make your primary shelter plan impossible. It covers you and your backpack simultaneously. Both hands stay free. 90% of your body heat stays with you. The hood secures against wind. The double-thickness mylar holds against everything the trail throws at it.

 

This is not the gear you hope you never need. This is the gear you pack because you're serious about coming home.

DINO Emergency Mylar Poncho ARE PERFECT FOR

You planned for sunshine. The mountain didn't care. Weather in the backcountry changes faster than any forecast — and when it does, the difference between a miserable situation and a dangerous one is what you packed. The DINO Emergency Mylar Poncho covers you AND your backpack simultaneously, keeps both hands free, and traps 90% of your body heat when temperatures drop without warning. Double-thickness NASA-engineered mylar that won't shred on the first branch it catches. Packs down to pocket size so you carry it every single trip — not just the ones where you expect bad weather.

Your emergency kit is only as good as the gear inside it. When the power goes out, the storm hits, or your family needs to move fast — you need protection that works immediately, requires zero setup, and covers everyone from adults to teenagers. The DINO Emergency Mylar Poncho fits over backpacks so your kids can keep their hands free and their supplies dry while moving. The reflective mylar lining keeps core temperatures stable in unexpected cold — the exact scenario where most families are unprepared. Compact enough to keep one in every vehicle, every go-bag, and every emergency kit without taking up meaningful space.

Serious operators don't leave shelter to chance. The DINO Emergency Mylar Poncho is built to the same material standard as survival equipment used in genuine field scenarios — double-thickness construction that resists tearing under real abuse, wind and rain protection that holds in actual storm conditions, and 90% heat retention that keeps your core temperature stable when you're stationary, injured, or waiting. Compact enough to live permanently in your kit without weight penalty. The kind of gear that costs you nothing to carry and everything not to have.

ONE TIME OFFER

One-Time 50%+ OFF Offer From Dinosaurized's Old Men

Hey there, I've got something special for you. A one-time, 50% OFF discount. You see, our holsters are crafted by a very few incredibly skilled, yet aging artisans. Their handiwork has been key to our success.

 

But, we've recently paused production. The guys? We're taking them & their family on a trip around Europe - it's something they've always wanted to do. So now, we've just got a few folks left handling the shipping of our remaining stock.

 

 Now, I'll be honest - it does sting a bit to give you this offer, because we value our products and the craftsmanship that goes into them. But we need to clear out the warehouse soon so our remaining team can join us on the Europe trip. And who knows, you might end up with a holster that becomes a rare collectible.

 

This stock? It's flying off the shelves and we can't say for how long it'll stick around. But hey, there's no pressure here, we're on your side. We do have to say, though, we truly, truly believe that missing out on this state-of-the-art holster at such a GREAT DISCOUNTED price would be a real shame. It's an opportunity that doesn't come around often.

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FAQs

Payment method

- We accept payment via Paypal, Credit card, Debit card. If you want to pay via wire transfers (Bank transfer) or Bitcoin, simply email us at support@dinosaurized.com.

Bug zappers always seem to attract more bugs toward my patio than they actually kill. Won't the Dino Bug Zapper just make my outdoor space worse?

A: That concern comes from poorly positioned zappers — not from the technology itself. The Dino Bug Zapper is designed to be placed away from your sitting area, not directly above it, so it draws insects toward the unit rather than toward you. The 15W UV bulb attracts flying insects to the high-voltage grid where they're eliminated on contact — they never reach your space. EPA registered physical insect control means no attractant sprays that create a smell zone around where you're actually sitting. Position the Dino Bug Zapper at the perimeter of your space and it pulls insects away from where you are, not toward you.

Q: I have dogs and young kids — is this actually safe to use around my family or am I just trading one risk for another?

A: This is exactly why the Dino Bug Zapper was designed around physical elimination rather than chemical control. No sprays, no insecticides, no attractant chemicals — which means no pesticide residue on surfaces your kids touch, and no pesticide-killed insects for your pets to eat off the ground. The EPA registration confirms it meets safety standards for residential use. The protective outer housing keeps hands and paws away from the electric grid during normal use, and the removable collection tray keeps dead insects contained until you clean it. For families who want effective insect control without introducing chemicals into their outdoor environment — this is the safer answer.

Refund?

- If for whatever reason, you decide you are not satisfied, you can easily and quickly contact our helpful customer support (support@dinosaurized.com) to get an easy refund. We just ask that you send the product back to our warehouse.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED, EASY REFUNDS, AND 120 DAYS MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

- At Dinosaurized, we believe our products are truly innovative and have 100% confidence in it. We understand that buying things online can be scary with companies not staying true to their customers so we go the extend to keep you satisfied.

- If you bought it and feel that it is not for you, don't worry. Just shoot us a message at support@dinosaurized.com and we will make it right by offering you a replacement or refund. 100% Simple & Risk-Free process.