Dino Outdoor Camping Hammock
Dino Outdoor Camping Hammock
Dino Outdoor Camping Hammock
Dino Outdoor Camping Hammock
Dino Outdoor Camping Hammock
Dino Outdoor Camping Hammock
Dino Outdoor Camping Hammock

"I love this hammock! They designed the pop ups to be in hard plastic supports that keep the hoops from popping through the net. Very nicely done. Very comfortable material. Nice straps. Includes everything you need. It keeps the bugs out but if you don't put a blanket down to lay on, mosquitos can bite you through the bottom. I recommend lining it with a comforter or sleeping bag to prevent mosquito bites through the bottom. I love that I can feel the breeze without the buzz of bugs in my face. Great spot to read a book. I've been so excited to get in this hammock, I've flipped out twice so be careful getting in it. A little balancing goes a long way. I will be purchasing more of these! If this brand would like for me to participate in any hammock reviews, I'm all in especially if free merch is provided for review. This was a great price, but I have five children and that adds up! ☺️ Definitely recommend!"

- Daniel B., Veteran

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Dino Outdoor Camping Hammock
$79.99
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🪂 Military-Grade Parachute Nylon — Built to Hold, Built to Last 210T military-grade nylon with triple-needle stitching that holds 660lbs — three full-grown adults. Not marketing numbers. Tested numbers. Tougher than anything else you'll hang between two trees.

 

🦟 Pop-Up Mosquito Net — Zero Setup, Zero Bites Pull it from the bag and the net automatically pops up — 2,100 holes per square inch, nothing gets through. No tying, no threading, no figuring it out in the dark. Flip it over entirely when you want the open view.

 

🎒 Volleyball-Sized. 2.2lbs. Bring It Every Time The entire system packs down to the size of a volleyball. Stuff sack sewn directly into the hammock so you never lose it. Light enough that leaving it behind stops being a decision you make.

 

🌲 3-in-1 Setup — Hammock, Net Hammock, Ground Tent No trees? Lay it flat as a ground tent. Want airflow? Flip the net open. Need bug protection? Deploy it closed. One piece of gear replacing three items most campers carry separately.

 

⚡ 60-Second Setup. No Knots. 19.7ft Span. Two tree-friendly straps, two steel carabiners, zero knot-tying. Hang between trees nearly 20 feet apart — more flexibility than any standard hammock. Find your spot, clip in, lie down.
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"I love this hammock! They designed the pop ups to be in hard plastic supports that keep the hoops from popping through the net. Very nicely done. Very comfortable material. Nice straps. Includes everything you need. It keeps the bugs out but if you don't put a blanket down to lay on, mosquitos can bite you through the bottom. I recommend lining it with a comforter or sleeping bag to prevent mosquito bites through the bottom. I love that I can feel the breeze without the buzz of bugs in my face. Great spot to read a book. I've been so excited to get in this hammock, I've flipped out twice so be careful getting in it. A little balancing goes a long way. I will be purchasing more of these! If this brand would like for me to participate in any hammock reviews, I'm all in especially if free merch is provided for review. This was a great price, but I have five children and that adds up! ☺️ Definitely recommend!"

- Daniel B., Veteran

Verified Customer

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the last piece of gear you pack should be the one that weighs almost nothing

Here's the real problem with most camping hammocks: the math never works. Too heavy to justify on a backpacking trip. Too bulky to throw in a day pack as a backup. Too complicated to set up fast enough when you're already exhausted at the end of a trail. So they sit in the garage. You tell yourself you'll bring it next time. Next time comes and it stays home again.

 

The Dino Hammock broke every one of those excuses simultaneously. The entire system — hammock, pop-up net, two steel carabiners, two 9.2ft tree-friendly straps — packs into a stuff sack sewn directly into the hammock itself, compresses to the size of a volleyball, and weighs 2.2lbs total. That's it. That's the complete kit. Light enough to clip onto any pack as an afterthought. Fast enough to set up between trees 19.7 feet apart in under sixty seconds with zero knot-tying. And if you can't find two trees — lay it flat on the ground and use it as a tent. This hammock holds over 660lbs, packs smaller than your rain jacket, and sets up faster than any shelter you've ever owned. At some point the excuses run out and the only question left is why you waited this long.

every night you sleep on the ground is a night you're doing it wrong

There is a specific kind of tired that has nothing to do with how far you hiked. It's the tired that comes from spending eight hours on a sleeping pad that slowly deflated, on ground that was harder than it looked, in a tent that trapped heat like a greenhouse and left you drenched by 3am. You packed all that weight, drove all that distance, and woke up feeling worse than when you left home. That's not camping. That's punishment with a scenic backdrop.

 

The Dino Hammock exists to end that cycle permanently. Military-grade 210T parachute nylon that cradles your body the way no sleeping pad ever will — breathable, quick-drying, suspended between two trees so the ground beneath you becomes completely irrelevant. The moment you clip the steel carabiners into the 9.2ft tree straps and lower yourself in for the first time, you'll understand immediately why every serious outdoor enthusiast eventually stops sleeping on the ground. You're not just sleeping better out there. You're sleeping better than you do at home.

you've never actually rested outdoors because something was always biting you

Think about the last time you genuinely relaxed outside after dark. Not sitting tense waiting for the next mosquito to find your neck. Not waking up at 2am to slap your arm in the dark. Not cutting the trip short because the bugs made every evening miserable. Real outdoor rest — the kind where you close your eyes, feel the breeze, hear the trees, and actually drift off — is something most campers have never experienced because nobody solved the bug problem properly.

 

The Dino Hammock solves it completely. The pop-up mosquito net deploys automatically the moment you pull the hammock from its bag — 2,100 holes per square inch means full airflow, zero entry. No threading, no assembly, no forgetting how it worked last time. Double-way zipper opens from inside or outside so you're never trapped. And when you want the open sky with no barriers between you and the stars, flip the net entirely and use it as a standard hammock in seconds. One hammock. Both options. The first night you spend fully protected, fully ventilated, listening to the forest without a single thing disturbing you — that's the night outdoor rest finally means something.

WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS SAID?

"I’m so grateful for this product. I love handing on the front porch in my open hammock, but the mosquitoes are extra brutal in the summer. Separate nets are a pain to put up and take down each time. This all in one has been a sanity saver- I get my outdoor porch time and don’t have to worry about the bugs"

 

. Joe J.

"Bought a 9-13' hammock frame and this fits in it without the extensions. Hammock itself is great. The bug net is brilliant, it keeps the pollen off me too. Taken a couple naps in it. My kid and I can fit it in no problem."

 

— Sonny B.

"Rather that the normal shape that most hammocks come in, this one comes in a sort of pancake shaped bag, owing to the built-in spreaders/poles. This makes is extremely easy to set up both hanging as well as on the ground, since you dont have to do anything with the poles, they are already there. The included mosquito netting is essential for backyard/poolside use and if you live in more tropical areas, as mosquitoes and other insects are ever-present. The mesh is fine and keeps them out well, but take note that it is quite thin and you need to be careful not to rip it with sharp things. If set up on the ground, as in one of my photos, you will need 2 tent stakes to keep it taut and keep the netting off your face. If hung they are not needed. The included straps seem well made and strong, and the provided carabiners are very solid and reliable steel ones, just a little heavy. If used for camping, you will need a tarp to keep the rain off. The easiest thing is to set up a normal poncho up by opposite corners, just take along some cord for a ridgeline and 2 stakes for the other 2 corners. There are many examples of this on the web. Nice no-frills hammock, incredible price. Perfect for backyard or poolside snoozing or light duty camping."

 

— Amira

Dino Outdoor Camping Hammocks ARE PERFECT FOR

In the field, water discipline isn't a preference — it's a survival decision. The Dino Military Water Tank is built for operators who can't afford gear that fails quietly. Rugged food-grade PE that survives rough handling, a silicone-sealed spigot that dispenses under pressure without fumbling, and a wide 4-inch mouth for fast refilling when time isn't on your side. Basecamp resupply, vehicle-mounted reserve, forward position hydration — this tank holds its own where cheap containers crack and get left behind.

Serious preppers build their water supply before they need it — not during the crisis. The Dino Military Water Tank is the foundation of that system. BPA-free, PVC-free materials that store clean for months without affecting taste. Three coordinated sizes that stack, rotate, and scale with your preparedness plan. When the grid goes down and the store shelves are empty, your family has clean water on tap — because you made one smart decision before everyone else started panicking.

You didn't drive four hours to babysit a leaking jug all weekend. The Dino Military Water Tank gives you clean, taste-free water on demand — one hand on the press-and-lift spigot while the other hand manages dinner, gear, or kids. No unscrewing, no tipping, no hunting for the lid in the dark. Compact enough to fit any trunk, tough enough to take every trip, reliable enough that you stop thinking about it entirely — which is exactly how your water supply should work.

ONE TIME OFFER

One-Time 50%+ OFF Offer From Dinosaurized's Old Men

Hey there, I've got something special for you. A one-time, 50% OFF discount. You see, our holsters are crafted by a very few incredibly skilled, yet aging artisans. Their handiwork has been key to our success.

 

But, we've recently paused production. The guys? We're taking them & their family on a trip around Europe - it's something they've always wanted to do. So now, we've just got a few folks left handling the shipping of our remaining stock.

 

 Now, I'll be honest - it does sting a bit to give you this offer, because we value our products and the craftsmanship that goes into them. But we need to clear out the warehouse soon so our remaining team can join us on the Europe trip. And who knows, you might end up with a holster that becomes a rare collectible.

 

This stock? It's flying off the shelves and we can't say for how long it'll stick around. But hey, there's no pressure here, we're on your side. We do have to say, though, we truly, truly believe that missing out on this state-of-the-art holster at such a GREAT DISCOUNTED price would be a real shame. It's an opportunity that doesn't come around often.

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- We accept payment via Paypal, Credit card, Debit card. If you want to pay via wire transfers (Bank transfer) or Bitcoin, simply email us at support@dinosaurized.com.

Q: Hammock nets always end up being more hassle than they're worth — tangled, hard to set up, suffocating in the heat. Why is this one different?

A: Every complaint you just listed comes from nets that were designed as an afterthought. The Dino hammock's net is built into the system — the moment you pull it from the bag it automatically pops up, no threading, no clipping, no untangling in fading light at camp. The 2,100 holes per square inch give you full airflow so it never turns into a sauna. And if you want the open-sky experience entirely, flip the net over and use it as a standard hammock in seconds. One hammock, both options, zero compromises.

Q: 660lbs sounds like a marketing number. What's it actually tested to hold?

A: It's not a marketing number — it's a tested breaking strength number. The Dino uses military-grade 210T parachute nylon with triple-needle stitching and ultra-strong non-stretch polyester end straps engineered at twice the breaking strength of standard hammock ropes. The system is rated to hold 300kg — that's three average adults simultaneously. The reason most cheap hammocks fail isn't the fabric, it's the end straps. We replaced the weakest link in the system entirely. That's where the number comes from.

Q: I work long shifts. Will these make my knees sweat through the day?Can this holster be adjusted for a comfortable fit?

A: Most hammocks claim lightweight but ship the stuff sack separately — so you either forget it or improvise. The Dino's stuff sack is sewn directly into the hammock itself, which means the entire system — hammock, net, two steel carabiners, two 9.2ft tree straps — packs into one volleyball-sized bundle at 2.2lbs total. That's the complete kit. Nothing extra to remember, nothing left at home. Light enough that the decision to bring it stops being a decision at all. 

Refund?

- If for whatever reason, you decide you are not satisfied, you can easily and quickly contact our helpful customer support (support@dinosaurized.com) to get an easy refund. We just ask that you send the product back to our warehouse.

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- At Dinosaurized, we believe our products are truly innovative and have 100% confidence in it. We understand that buying things online can be scary with companies not staying true to their customers so we go the extend to keep you satisfied.

- If you bought it and feel that it is not for you, don't worry. Just shoot us a message at support@dinosaurized.com and we will make it right by offering you a replacement or refund. 100% Simple & Risk-Free process.